Joe Dempsie’s ALS Ice Bucket Challenge [x]
When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about
*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up
Me for the rest of my life …
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
can i stay at your place? no hobo
When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you
I eat a lot for someone who’s terrified of gaining weight.